My name is Mary Masterson and up until recently I was a psychiatrist and head of department for the National Mental Health Organization. My main job was administrative but I always had a few projects running to keep the little gray cells pliant. Actually one of those projects is the subject of my story tonight.
A seventeen-year-old high school student falls head over heals for the most popular girl in school. He moons over her for some time, unable to tell her his feelings. Then one day while at cheerleader practice she drops dead due to an undetected aliment. The young boy is devastated -- until his object of affection shows up at his place of work, the local mortuary.